Team Dynamic Observer Prints

'Looks like Kryson is no longer in the inner circle.'

'I love it! Blame flows down while credit goes up.'

"This position has become very important to the company."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

"Missing a call is no excuse for eating your assistant."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 26

'All applicants for employment must first submit to a company physical - We use it to eliminate anyone with a backbone.'

'Have you decided who's going to be team leader?'

What he lacks in ability and experience he makes up in being the chairman's son.

I think it's time he left home.'

'Are we us or them?'

'You're not the manager I expected.' - 'So blame yourself for having lousy judgement.'

'Don't try to use me. I'm not user friendly!'

'You seem young, Perkins. Why, I bet I was incarcerated before you were even born.'

The Department of People waiting for Something to Happen...

Good solution. Now we need a good problem.

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

'Cut out the hearsay and get back to work, Ms. Sims.'

I don't feel very secure on this job.

"That report you wrote sure made me look good to the board... Take an extra five minutes for lunch!"

'Dig in.'

'I never question your ability. I never even mention it.'

Age-salary ratio

'I'm afraid of being left behind.'

'Lets see now, Henderson, you've not shown any initiative because nobody asked you to.'

"We're looking to hire a team player. How would you feel about taking the fall for the company's financial collapse?"

Stable boys and Scottsman

"Oh, he claims I bit his head off, did he? And I suppose you BELIEVED him?"

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."