Team Dynamic Enthusiast Prints

"Encouraging dissent is a good way of finding out who the traitors are."

'Team Work Equals a Mob Mentality.'

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 26

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'Are we us or them?'

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

The Department of People waiting for Something to Happen...

'Looks like Kryson is no longer in the inner circle.'

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

'Dig in.'

"We're looking to hire a team player. How would you feel about taking the fall for the company's financial collapse?"

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'Excellent - it's unanimous!'

'We like the teamwork idea, but Mr. Superstar won't let us play with his ball.'

'Just wait till it's my turn to make long-term care decisions for you!'

"It's just the boss building consensus."

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

"Welcome to the team. Now put on your Groupthing Glasses!"

"Of course, you've always set a good example for me ... that's why you embarrass me so much."

Good poetry & Winning teams

'And that's Mel. To be honest, I've always found him to be a hard person to nail down!'

Is this the kickoff meeting?

'The only thing we have in common anymore is the kids are driving us both nuts!'

'A team meeting in 20 minutes seems appropriate.'

"I'd like to start today with a game of Duck, Duck, Blame."