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"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Go team!

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

Candle Portraits.

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

Teamwork

Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

"I'm glad you felt able to get that off your chest...now could we discuss next year's targets?"

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

Men can show their emotions!

Strive to win!

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

"In times like these we all have to pull together, to work flexibly. We need to operate outside of our traditional roles for the greater good."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

"I'm sorry, but Fred isn't available. He's spending a few days in the penalty box for not being a good team player. May I help you?"

Team Leader

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

Joseph and his coat

Football supporters.

Man admires his Cubist Painting.