Team Cohesion Enthusiast Pillows

"Sometimes I think the collaborative process would work better without you."

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

"Any questions?"

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

Teamwork!

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

'Let's go over our secret play.'

"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"

D.I.Y with dad.

Wrong leadership.

"Managing a major project in these challenging times requires IMAGINATION, the FIRST thing I'd like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 26

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

'In keeping with the team approach, we've traded you for two middle managers to be named later.'

Man catching a woman on flying trapeze.

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Team Work

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

We're one big happy family here. What I'm looking for is a man who can make it work.

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

'Dig in.'

"We're looking to hire a team player. How would you feel about taking the fall for the company's financial collapse?"

'Why, those little dickens! Somehow they must have figured out that we're coming to give them their measles shots!'

The pass the ball to Jones for a three=pointer. I wish I got to shoot sometimes. Me too. Public Health Dept. Vaccine Distribution. Distributing the vaccine is just like when we were coaching basketball. We draw up a plan which specifies who gets the shots. And whatever we decide some people will be unhappy.