Team-building Guru T-Shirts

'We're like family. I look out for them. They look out for me.'

'I'' have you know that it takes a great deal of concentration and superior managerial skills!'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"My email is down... talk to me."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

21st century water cooler conversations.

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

"He's not really much of a leader...he just has a lot of followers."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"Any questions?"

Welcome to the Team

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

Teamwork!

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

Teamwork

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"