Team-building Aficionado Pillows

'The management retreat was a mistake. None of our staff want to come back.'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"My email is down... talk to me."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

21st century water cooler conversations.

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

"He's not really much of a leader...he just has a lot of followers."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Welcome to the Team

"Any questions?"

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

'We're like family. I look out for them. They look out for me.'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

Teamwork!

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

Teamwork

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"