Team-building Ace Pillows

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"My email is down... talk to me."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

"He's not really much of a leader...he just has a lot of followers."

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"Any questions?"

Welcome to the Team

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

'We're like family. I look out for them. They look out for me.'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Teamwork!

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

Teamwork

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'