Teaching Tactics Explorer Pillows

"It's frustrating! I try to teach the class the next lesson, but I spend a lot of time trying to catch up those students who've been absent for several days!"

Continuing education.

Paranormal A-Z...

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"You know, I'm really more the 'humanities' type."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

The Use of Cavalry

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Trojan Chess

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

Cot Escape.

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

The Ideal Teacher.

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

Exam Room.

"I attempted Greek Math and stuck out like a Thor sum."

"I try to get a head start on them."

Board? Weed a book.

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Good poetry & Winning teams

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

"I'm looking for a book on how to raise kids easily, but I can't seem to find it anywhere..."

'Sir, is the stuff we learn in this experiment supposed to go into our long or short term memory?'