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'Well, which approach shall we try this year?'

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Boy and girl at thier studies

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

Continuing education.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Paranormal A-Z...

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"Three more years of high school."

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you."

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

Target your customer.

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'