Teaching Music T-Shirts

'Two years of music in high schol, four years at Julliard, one year with maestro Giovanni Cavollo. Thre more years studying composing at Surbonne. All that...for this!'

John Corigliano

Antonio Vivaldi

'No, no, no! Attack the vivace passages! Slow down the andante! Where is this great memory I'm always hearing about?'

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Louis Armstrong

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Baby Piano

Guitarist

Marimba

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Cimafunk

Lennon and McCartney.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Rhapsody in Blue.

Impressing dad.

He kept up his guitar practise...

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Omara Portuondo

Concert Pianist.

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

No Elgar!

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Triangle

Daughters on the beach

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Theorbo

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Double Bass

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."