Teaching Kids About Money Pillows

'My own debit card would really be a great way to teach me the value of a dollar.'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

Tree in Dollar Shape.

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

Money Bar.

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

'That's my boy...'

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Can you tell me about making a bundle trading derivatives?'

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

The blue-collar diner for white-collar people...

'Please help me! Every payday, I get robbed some gangsters called 'Fiscal Authority'!

'Admittedly, I'm into greed but it's honest greed.'

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

'I hardly expected the federal tapering affect my allowance.'

Suitcase of money - "Well, put like that of course you can marry my daughter."

'I don't know much about art, but I know what I like.'

'A 7 load? Do you think I was born yesterday? Oh, wait, I was.'

"That's an old wives' tale. Money does make you happy!"

Dispute over pocket money

'Is my allowance an unfunded liability?'

The Caring Society: Analysts.