Teacher Pillows

Quiz for dogs.

"I'll pause for a moment so you can let this information sink in."

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Learning Curve

'Radiology confirms that, like many other teachers of English, you do have a book in you.'

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

Pilgrim to Indian: 'We'd like to buy your land. Do you take discover card?'

'Yes, a winky face is correct... But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices known as 'complete sentences.''

Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'

'I forgot the question.'

Young Stephen King

'I found some information in this book for my school paper. How do I click 'print'?'

"I wonder whazt kind of super powers he possesses?"

"My name is Mr. Collins. I'll be teaching you English literature, and I'm armed."

"Daddy works in a magical, faraway land called Academia."

Gone Lecturin'

"What the hell happened in P.E.?"

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'How will THIS ever apply to my real life?'

"Now, just to review, at the last faculty meeting we established that Marcia hates Fred, Fred hates Carol and Marcia, Carol really can't stand Larry, Larry despises me, and I hate Larry, Marcia, Fred and Penny."

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

The first history class.

'She's a new school principal with 'old school' principles.'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

Washington Crossing the Delaware, Having Been Invited to Join the Faculty at Princeton

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

People who understand Venn diagrams

Philosopher trading cards.

"So, if I'm the only art teacher, does that mean I'm head of the department?"

'Before our principal addresses the faculty, there's something important that has to be said.'

'Okay this test is scheduled for three hours, Fruit fly, you can be excused if you need to die,'

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