Teacher's Champion T-Shirts

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Children's education

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

Lessons.

"I circulate around the classroom to make sure the class runs smoothly. I need a pair of comfortable walking shoes."

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

"I was desperate, dear. I had to find a way to teach and do all my required publishing."

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

'If you don't do your homework, you'll be a child left behind.'

Parents teacher conference.

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

"Tammy first, then Charles."

"Who gives you homework?"

'Come out of that cupboard. If you can't stand up to the class bully, who will? After all, you are the Headmaster...?'

Start of the school year

'That's what I wanted to ask you about.'

"A school's purpose is to excite, engage and stimulate its students' minds...or so I'm told."

"I'm sorry. Now that everyone's home reading, watching movies, educating themselves, and reflecting on the meaning of life, there's just no money for the arts."

The Teachings of Jesus: Day 1

"Sorry, no more room. What a shame, I’m the teacher."

"Baldo, no normal kid is excited about summer ending."

"I asked at reception for the person who runs the school... and they sent me to you!"

'He's Dyslexic.'

The best advice I can give a new teacher is to listen to your students with your ears and heart

'Shouldn't you be marking our homework ?'

"There's some question as to how long we're going to be able to keep the lights on."

'I do not permit bullying or name calling in class. I will reprimand any student that calls your child a dummy.'