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"I can't believe I got an advanced degree for this!"

"Serendipity is not a strategy."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"It's his emotional support animal."

Terry had a computer bug.

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

'In general, do the right thing.'

'I'm looking for an assistant who knows my job, can do my job, but has no interest in having my job.'

"Life: play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, first love, brief happiness, breakup, regret, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, play, work, play, w

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

Life and Death

'My salary increase got a few oo-hs.. but no ah-hs..'

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

'If your cell phone has five hundred minutes, and you use one of them during this class, how long will you be in detention?'

"I need a more interactive you."

The new boy was teased for being different.

'Put simply, we need our website to tell consumers all about our company without really telling them anything about our company,'

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

'When the baby sitter gets a standing ovation, I don't know whether to be pleasantly surprised or suspicious.'

"I've got your letter in front of me now, sir."

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

Jenkins! Why is it everything in this office is voice-activated except you?

In case of panic, push button.

"We'll have to retract that article. On of our co-authors is the night watchman."

I've always said ignorance is bliss, but what do I know?

'You cal it loyalty, we call it Stockholm Syndrome!'

'Could I see you after class?'

"Think you could teach your kid to throw straight?"