Teacher Joke Fans Mugs

'OK, you try it' (Learner bank robbers).

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy."

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

Empty Headed Schoolboy

'The dog won't eat my homework.'

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

Billy strip: help with homework.

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

"Exactly how long were you home schooled?"

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

'I wish you would come to me first with your grievances, instead of going directly to the United Nations Committee on Human Rights.'

'My principal wants to see you about my principles.'

'It has cut down on note-passing, glancing at fellow students' test papers and spitballs.'

'How do you like school?'

'There are ten questions on this quiz. Each is worth 20 points.'

"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."

'Sorry I'm late -- the Principal held me for questioning.'

It could be worse -- there could be 35 teachers for every student

'I know it hasn't any wheels...They're still in the pencil.

'I'm glad to hear that my son is the class clown.'

First day at school

"You have to not only show your answer, you have to show how you got your answer."

"You can't be needing another break - the kids have only been back a week!"

'A substitute teacher on a Friday! What an awesome way to start the weekend!'

"Could you please put my Mom on your no call list?"

I will not waste chalk