Tea Tasting Mugs

We'll take coffee, tea, soda, whatever. We're into flex fuels.

'The complimentary herbal tea is around the corner. You're drinking the potpourri.'

Guy reading 'Irvine Welsh' drinks 'Earl grey'

"Darjeeling, Earl Grey, blackberry, sassafras, chamomile, rose hip, cranberry, orange pekoe, spicy cinnamon, peppermint, licorice, strawberry patch, sesame, mint, Chinese, or carob?"

"It's nothing, really, Mr. Phelps. I had just never heard of a place called the Prussian Tea Room before."

“Let’s run with the masala chai this morning, but go easy with the ground ginger.”

Man with big nose smelling various things.

I can't decide if I want green tea, moss green tea. . .

You've Had Enough!

Obsessive Compulsive Support Group: 'You check the tea bags, again, I'll check the biscuits, again.'

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

All-Day Breakfast

"You're drinking the potpourri."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Bad for you but to die for

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Tea of Love

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Hipsters"

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

Time for tea and friendship.