Tea Fan Turned Vaper Pillows

"Since I started vaping, I've completely given up tea."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

You've Had Enough!

Why markets crash.

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

The Leafs win the Cup!

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

Mad Hatter's tea party.

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'

Vesta

Sleepy Bunny

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

A complimentary biscuit

It doesn't get any better than this --- Tai Chi with chai tea!

Camomiletherapy

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

'Your tea is getting cold.'

Britain's first official astronaut.

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

Moses Parting the Red Tea

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

'No thanks; can't handle caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, or number six birdshot.'

"It's all down to turmeric!"

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

'Do you want coffee tea or Coco...?'