Tea Fan Turned Vaper Pillows

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

You've Had Enough!

Why markets crash.

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

Mad Hatter's tea party.

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'

Sleepy Bunny

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

Vesta

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

A complimentary biscuit

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

'Your tea is getting cold.'

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

Camomiletherapy

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

'No thanks; can't handle caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, or number six birdshot.'

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

Moses Parting the Red Tea

"It's all down to turmeric!"

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

'Do you want coffee tea or Coco...?'

"Miss Smith - a Cup of tea and a plate of obscenely rich tea biscuits!"