Tea Cozy Creator Gifts

A hot new green cottage industry: Knitting tea cozies that go over houses and act as insulation.

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Tea of Love

"Hipsters"

You've Had Enough!

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Why markets crash.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Teapot

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

1930's Lady.

"Things are looking up!"

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"Of course I've been drinking!"