Tea Appreciation Pillows

'Fancy a cup of tea?'

'Anything I can get you? Tea, coffee, coats and hats?'

"Having lunch in this tea room may be an exciting extra-marital experience for you, but it sure as hell isn't for me."

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'

Two men view mushroom cloud 'Oh,damn...well,I suppose that means no play after tea'

'These cakes are stale! How long have you had them?'

Hot Tea

'I need a strong cup of tea for this...'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

You've Had Enough!

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Hipsters"

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

Tea of Love

Time for tea and friendship.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Why markets crash.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

Time for Tea!

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'