Tea And Sympathy Giver Mugs

Get well soon!

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

You've Had Enough!

"Hipsters"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Tea of Love

Why markets crash.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

"Things are looking up!"

1930's Lady.

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

Teapot

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"Of course I've been drinking!"

"You had me at alternative milk."

The American Tearoom, Moscow

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

Running Latte