Tea And Coffee Lovers Mugs

Tea and Coffee

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Burning the midnight oil.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"Man's best friends."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Tea of Love

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Joined at the hipster.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

You've Had Enough!

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

Time for tea and friendship.

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

Countervailing Clichés.

Non-Power Breakfast

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

Why markets crash.