Taxi Meter Enthusiast Mugs

Lawyer with meter running.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

A Quiet Rebuke.

'Are we broke yet?'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Yes, That Was The Exit

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Recalculating!

Limerick Airport

'I was a taxi driver once but I resigned!' 'Why?' 'I hate people talking behind my back.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

"Rockefeller Center."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

Filling up.

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

Sat-Nav for Men