Taxation Tinkerer Prints

'I told you it was a risky tax cut!'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"It's the new simplified tax demand from HMRC. . . Three Questions - How much did you earn last year? How much have you got left? And how soon can you send it. . .?"

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

I've found a loophole in your loophole

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

Panama Papers Scandal

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

'By proposing a merger instead of marriage, we can deduct this meal as a business expense.'

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

Money laundering.

"I wish I had done more pro bono work. I need the tax write offs."

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

I filed my tax return electronically, to speed things up. Sure enough, I got audited in record time.

'I made my fortune the old fashioned way - concealing it from the government.'

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

'I wonder if I can declare you as dependents on my income taxes?'

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

"Do I have to declare this as income to the IRS?"

"The public seems concerned about the size of government."

Accountant's Awards - "Our next award is for 'Tax Loophole of the Year'..."

"Is that before or after tax?"

'But, there must be some mistake. I don't want to buy the school.'

"Chris, find a safe and fast way into lucrative tax heavens!"