Taxation Teaser Pillows

'Isn't that nice, honey? Our money sent a postcard from the tax haven!'

"Stop me if you've heard this before."

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

'Don't get your hopes up, I'm only laughing excessively...'

'We learned today that the world is a huge ball, which revolves on it's taxes.'

'I'd like the short form instead...'

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

Budget reaction.

'If the meek inherit the earth, imagine the capital gains tax.'

'Maybe we can't fool all the people all the time, but we sure can tax all the people all the time.'

Monster under the bed.

'...And to spare my relatives the burden of inheritance taxes, I've decided not to give them anything.'

PAYMASTER, 'Just to be on the safe side, we withheld EVERYTHING this week.'

"It's hard to deal with because it keeps mutating... not the virus... tax law!"

"Do I have to declare this as income to the IRS?"

Tax grab.

Inside Jim Flaherty's office.

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

"It's funny how two intelligent people can have such opposite interpretations of the tax code!"

'I'm being audited! Quick, everyone into the tax shelter!'

"Now are you convinced that the tax simplification plan will work?"

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

"This isn't regular Hell. This is Tax hell, where you'll be audited for all eternity."

Tax Reform 'Our only hope is gridlock among the special interest groups.'

tax rises...

'Paperwork just lacked that personal touch, don't you agree?'

'I wanted a few words about your tax return - have I called at an inconvenient time?'

'How much did you pay for it, and how long ago?'

"Can they tell I cheated on my taxes?"

'I hereby leave all my debts and overdrafts to the IRS. . .'