Taxation Teaser Pillows

'Isn't that nice, honey? Our money sent a postcard from the tax haven!'

"Stop me if you've heard this before."

Lots of famous art may have been inspired by taxes. Jackson Pollack's "Number 5" could be a visual representation of global regulations. And perhaps Rodin's "The Thinker" is a man trying to understand those rules. Maybe Roy Lichtenstein's "Ohhh ... Alright ..." shows a woman being told to continue holding to get her tax question answered. And they there's Edvard Munch's "The Scream" ... Nothing makes you feel like that more than preparing a tax return!

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

'I'd like the short form instead...'

Budget reaction.

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

'Don't get your hopes up, I'm only laughing excessively...'

'We learned today that the world is a huge ball, which revolves on it's taxes.'

'Maybe we can't fool all the people all the time, but we sure can tax all the people all the time.'

'If the meek inherit the earth, imagine the capital gains tax.'

Monster under the bed.

'...And to spare my relatives the burden of inheritance taxes, I've decided not to give them anything.'

PAYMASTER, 'Just to be on the safe side, we withheld EVERYTHING this week.'

"It's hard to deal with because it keeps mutating... not the virus... tax law!"

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

Tax grab.

"Do I have to declare this as income to the IRS?"

Inside Jim Flaherty's office.

"It's funny how two intelligent people can have such opposite interpretations of the tax code!"

'I'm being audited! Quick, everyone into the tax shelter!'

"Now are you convinced that the tax simplification plan will work?"

'I may feel like a million bucks, but after taxes I look like two dollars and fifteen cents.'

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

"This isn't regular Hell. This is Tax hell, where you'll be audited for all eternity."

Tax Reform 'Our only hope is gridlock among the special interest groups.'

"Can they tell I cheated on my taxes?"

'I wanted a few words about your tax return - have I called at an inconvenient time?'

Vat Nav

'How much did you pay for it, and how long ago?'