Taxation Crusader Gifts

Billions in pork (taxpayer ripoffs).

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

"It's the new simplified tax demand from HMRC. . . Three Questions - How much did you earn last year? How much have you got left? And how soon can you send it. . .?"

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

'The only certainties in life are birth, death, taxes, and stock market uncertainty.'

"Wow! Even from space the Italian mountain of debt is visible!"

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

"Let's give him a few minutes to grieve. His idea of taxing the air taxpayers breath was rejected."

In Which the CEO Takes a Meeting with His Pet Senator

The European Union aims to eradicate tax evasion.

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

Inflating assets to get a loan. Too poor to pay taxes

Man has his pockets emptied of cash at internal revenue office.

IRS: I Survived the Audit.

'Why aren't you guys profiling minorities like other las enforcement agencies?'

Man sells IRS insurance outside IRS building.

'The rich should be rewarded for being rich, and NOT pay taxes! Zero taxes!!

"So son, if you keep your nose to the grindstone and work hard, you can grow up to be bludgeoned by the IRS, too."

Rich react to higher taxes.

Department of Fiscal Debauchery and Plunder.

"This is your social worker Mrs Bigworth, she's brought your care package."

"My ship came in, but the Government put it in dry dock."

Big government pig

buck stops here-taxes...mine

'All equality acts are created equal but some are more equal than others.'

'They're getting serious about the budget deficit.'

Parking meter holdup

"Hi, Mr. Tepper. This is the I.R.S. Say, back in April, when you paid your tax, we had no idea of the sort of bills Uncle Sam would be running up, and-well, the long and the short of it is that we have to soak you again."

Your Tax $ At Peacekeeping.

Fair Tax

"I'm here to pay you to tell me how much I have to pay someone else."

"Sorry son, but I've spent your inheritance fighting inheritance tax."

Tax...mine...vat.

'Sorry, we're open.'

"I know you all paid your taxes last month, but since then we've had tax reform!"