Tax Time Performer Prints

Lester crosses that very fine line separating cost accounting from performance art...

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

The IRS emptied my pouch.

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

Tax Collector

'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.'

'Nothing this week †between your pay and your deductions, you broke even.'

'Don't get your hopes up, I'm only laughing excessively...'

'I'm your fantasy from the U.S. Treasury Department.'

'All these stupid forms! -- You self-employed guys make me sick!'

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

A Tax Auditor Prescribes Treatment For A Doctor's Condition

"Do I have to declare this as income to the IRS?"

Rhinestone Accountant

'I'm giving you a raise.' - 'So that means more income tax to pay.'

Congress introducing new tax laws to CPAs and businesses.

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

'I wanted a few words about your tax return - have I called at an inconvenient time?'

'Your money? — does it or does it not have 'United States Treasury' printed on it?

father and son

Personalized Tax-Return Mailers.

'We invested everything we had in our marriage.'

'Just because I understand how to maintain the Heating and Cooling systems in the world's biggest buildings doesn't mean I understand the tax code.'

'IRS Help Hot Line. While you're on hold for the next 23 hours, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

'Simple mathematical error. Two plus two isn't four. It's twelve thousand eight hundred and four.'

'I see here you're a professional writer. That explains the touch of whimsy in your return.'

'Well, I hope you're satisfied -- I spent all afternoon going over your return, and I can't find a thing wrong with it!'

"They taxed my tax refund."

Rites of Spring: Rebirth/Rejuvenation/Realizing you haven't started your taxes.

IRS - 87 Days without a refund.

IRS 'No U Turns'