Tax Tango Dancers Prints

'I had untold wealth and then one day the tax inspectors called...'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Touring Cyclist

'We are so in sync!'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Accountant Bedtime Stories

The Stripper

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

Footing The Bill

I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million.

'I'm here about the tax credits for business equipment which you listed in your return as 'Betty', 'Mabel', 'Liz'...'

'Nothing this week †between your pay and your deductions, you broke even.'

'Who says octopuses can't tango? We were doing great until I ate the trumpet player.'

Randy – you're a male stripper! Senor Stud, ma'am. Don't be a dope. I know it's you. You have me confused with someone else. So this is how you make your money. Does Rudy know? Rudy? I do find the dumb act very sexy. Senor Stud is a Ph.D. In love.

"I wrote this song for Catalina, the woman who's taught me almost everything..."

Ladies, welcome to Palais des Beefcakes. Please observe our rules. NO making lewd propositions to our performers and absolutely no touching. No touching. Let's me and you honeymoon.

'What God hath joined together let no higher tax bracket put asunder.'

'I'm faced with a dilemma. I've got to audit your tax return.'

I.R.S. in god we trust - all others we audit

Lester crosses that very fine line separating cost accounting from performance art...

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

'...And while everybody's celebrating the big tax cut, we'll sneak in a postage hike!'

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

Dog urinating against a table dancer's pole.

"At least I won't have to jump out of these silly things for a living any more."

'You really should see a therapist about your pathological possessiveness, Mr. Pomeroy.'

"Sorry for keeping you sweating, I'm putting you through now."

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

"Ah, Mr. Zimmerman, we meet again ..."

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

"Yes, a lot of peple say that I remind them of Christopher Lee"

"A stripper in Ohio claims her privacy was violated when a patron took a picture of her while she was performing, thus invoking her Constitutional right to irony."