Tax Schemer Mugs

"No, I don't want the money in a bag. I want it in my business account. My payroll and taxes are due."

'Think of all the tax possibilities if there really were a parallel universe.'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

Panama Papers Scandal

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

'By proposing a merger instead of marriage, we can deduct this meal as a business expense.'

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

"I wish I had done more pro bono work. I need the tax write offs."

Money laundering.

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

"The public seems concerned about the size of government."

'I wonder if I can declare you as dependents on my income taxes?'

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

I filed my tax return electronically, to speed things up. Sure enough, I got audited in record time.

"Do I have to declare this as income to the IRS?"

'I made my fortune the old fashioned way - concealing it from the government.'

"I will grant you three wishes. You should know, however, that after taxes it will be reduced to one and a half wishes."

"My bill isn't terribly controversial. It would provide modest tax breaks for people who don't really need them."