Tax-savvy Pet Parent Mugs

'So much for the will! Now, before you start celebrating, I suggest you think about inheritance taxes, because, according to my calculations, you will be left with. . ."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"It's a dependent!"

Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

Remote-controlled cat flap.

'Before you return Principal Harris's phone call, I would like to remind you that having a 'living' dependant is an excellent tax deduction.'

"...Also, true love is eventually tax deductible."

Dog at computer screen initiates a search for master's slippers.

"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."

"Welcome home, oh, and that automatic cat feeder....niiiice!"

"I want to leave everything to my cat."

'If I had a cellphone you wouldn't have to whistle all the time.'

"This is great. I'm chasing a virtual squirrel."

'It's happened ... the tax free municipal bonds are now heavily taxed.'

"Riley doesn't bark. He tweets."

'My dog is worried about the economy because dog food is up to 50p a can... that's about £3.50 in dog money!'

"He's typing something into the GPS. Just how long of a walk does he want to go on?"

Walkies.

IRS, 'I can grant you an extension, but it's going to COST you.'

'You deducted whoopie cushions as a business expense Just what kind of business are you in, Mr, Quincy'

'Is there an app for marking your territory?'

"I taught him to speak now I'm teaching him to text!"

"We have to buy her a good scratching post. She keeps going to a search engine and scratching a photo of one. We also have to buy another monitor."

'There's an APP that does those old tricks now.'

"Our computer indicates your return is a web of deception, a tissue of lies and a document of deceit—in considerably less colorful language, of course."

"I'm pretty sure he's hacked into the WiFi again."

IRS: 'Instead of 'income tax', let's call it 'revenue displacment.'