Tax Savants Prints

Fat Cat & Accountant - 'How much tax can I avoid by becoming a Philanthropist?'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

You want an extension? Good heavens, man, we haven't even paid for Reagans boondoggles yet!

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

Footing The Bill

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

"Trust me, son, if there was a monster under your bed I would have claimed it as a dependent by now."

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

New Improved I.R.S.

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

Osborne's Tax Cuts

'I sent my mother to jail. I work for the IRS.'

"I realize how helpless and needy they are, but I'm afraid you still can't claim a human as a dependent."

Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

"Our accountant is great. We were a C corp, but now we're a B- corp."

'We learned today that the world is a huge ball, which revolves on it's taxes.'

"I now represent both death and taxes."

Stimulus bust