Tax Returner T-Shirts

"Today, we will talk about your phony numbers. We will not talk about the I.R.S. having too many cooks!"

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

IRS agent to lady: 'Your refund was delayed because of shredded paperwork ... but we're putting it all together with red tape.'

"Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing!"

'Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing.'

"It's the government, they've spent all our taxes and want to know if we can send them some more."

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

'He's testing my Hippocratic Oath. He wors for the IRS.'

'Well that's a load off my mind. Osborne's cutting the 50p tax rate.'

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

A Tax Auditor Prescribes Treatment For A Doctor's Condition

'About this obscene material found in your desk.'

irs, 'You were wrong -- they WEREN'T more afraid of me than I was of them.'

"We invested everything we had in our marriage."

"There's the man who ripped my Rolex off my wrist!"

"Oh, no. Death AND taxes."

"It's about all the treasure laid up here."

'This is what I call the ultimate in money laundering.'

'To be or not to be . . . contingent on royal funding.'

IRS Taking Candy From A Baby

All cheats are equal, but some are more equal than others.

'Darling...our first audit!'

' Why that's just uncanny!.As soon as I set eyes on you,I just knew that you worked for the inland revenue ! '

'We invested everything we had in our marriage.'

Child opens 'vampire play kit' to find taxman suit.

"Head of household? Now, who would that be?"

Large bear population in Canada.

'Paperwork just lacked that personal touch, don't you agree?'

IRS, 'Remember back when 'debt to society' referred to criminals?'

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

"Thar someone from the IRS blows!"