Tax Return Wrangler Prints

'Inland revenue? Your letter doesn't apply to me, I live on the coast!'

A trevor of trainspotters

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

"We're going to have to save some money...and one way is to rewrite the rules on expenses claim."

Tax Collector

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

Why you must go to work

'I bet those are the accident reports.'

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

IRS agent to lady: 'Your refund was delayed because of shredded paperwork ... but we're putting it all together with red tape.'

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'

'These continuous tax increases will be the death of us.'

"We invested everything we had in our marriage."

Tax - Random Audit

Christo's greatest challenge.

'I've been here for 30 years. I've forgotten what my exact role is, but I do finally know how to fill out all the forms.'

'It's a simple change. Instead of software, you should be writing off your employees as hardware.'

"Dad, can you double-check my homework."

'IRS Help Hot Line. While you're on hold for the next 23 hours, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

'No more!'

'Do you have anything that will help me do my taxes?' 'Yes, but we're not allowed to sell it on Sundays.'

'Nightmare on Form Street.'

"Turns out Mommy's life is one big long report, sweeitie."

Internet Sales Tax

'Well, I hope you're satisfied -- I spent all afternoon going over your return, and I can't find a thing wrong with it!'

"Don't forget to say thank you, Malcolm."

Before baseball, raccooning enjoyed a brief stint as the national pastime.

'Well, the joke's on you -- I don't HAVE $873.91.'

'You have a complaint about your taxes? That will be a 50 cent complaint tax.'

"I'll be with you in a minute, sir - Just have a seat and don't make any funny moves."

'The only thing that is certain in life is death and taxes!'

'Survived the audit'

'Cold weather doesn't bother me - I just think about April 15th and start to sweat.'