Tax Reform Pillows

"Then the king rewrote the tax code so everyone could understand it, and all the CPAs went out of business."

The European Union aims to eradicate tax evasion.

"One thing is clear: the Founding Fathers never intended a nation where citizens would pay nearly half of everything they earn to the government."

'Does writing a $100,000,000 check to a GOP presidential candidate, for which I got nothing in return, count as a charitable contribution?'

'Abolish the death tax? And open another loophole?'

'I do pay my way, pal! Have you checked the cost of sin taxes lately!?'

06 Congressional Record.

'I am Grover the First, I am! Those that value their heads had best not have any impure thoughts in them!'

"if we had a $36 trillion powerball jackpot and we collected half in taxes, we could pay off the national debt!"

Obamacare - Cradle to the Grave

Trickle-Down Economics: "Well, whaddya know...! The ol' leisure suit still fits..."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

Flat tax - equal burden?

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

"So we have met before..."

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

The Mattress Savings Bank

Tax Stop: Your money to the IRS. . . Wealthy money to tax free places.

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

'Please help me! Every payday, I get robbed some gangsters called 'Fiscal Authority'!

"Let's give him a few minutes to grieve. His idea of taxing the air taxpayers breath was rejected."

Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

See the house whose property taxes were raised

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

Why we need a legislature .

"Heredity and environment play a role but what really shapes who you are is tax policy."

"Under the new tax plan, do we get it in the neck more or less than under the old tax plan?"

'Class Warfare!'

'When I was a youngster I was going to be a Rock GOD, but the allure of working with multi-denominational tax efficient offshore bonds proved too strong.'

When accountants carry out dawn raids.

Trump Tax Reform Plans

Low rates!

'Under our tax reform plan, tax loopholes of the rich would apply to the poor as well!'