Tax Reform Enthusiast Pillows

Under New (IRS) Management

'Class Warfare!'

"And what would his Lordship like for dessert?"

Calls for Income Tax Reduction

'In an effort to 'level the playing field,' the Government today decided to tax everybody at 100....

"You idiot! That was our one and only Golden Goose!"

'I . . . pledge allegiance to gro-ver. . . I said, I . . . pledge . . . where is everybody??'

No gnu taxes.

"if we had a $36 trillion powerball jackpot and we collected half in taxes, we could pay off the national debt!"

Trump Tax Reform Plans

A legislative session sometime in the near future. . .

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

Tariff Wars

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

Footing The Bill

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

You want an extension? Good heavens, man, we haven't even paid for Reagans boondoggles yet!

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

New Improved I.R.S.

Osborne's Tax Cuts

'You realize, of course, Death is the ultimate tax shelter?'

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."