Tax Official Prints

'We've merged.'

Two doors. One says, 'IRS Entrance,' and the other says, 'Locked.'

'So much for the luck of the Irish!'

'Why yes. We do owe you a very large rebate!'

'When I die please cremate me and send my ashes to the tax office. Write on the envelope, now you have everything.'

"When you said meet me at your workplace, I assumed you had an office!"

Monster under the bed.

"Welcome to humanity's dark side."

"Ooh, look....it's your turn to prepare Mr Small's tax accounts this year...!"

"You should leave this sort of thing to the professionals."

"It's a simple recipe. Add politics to economics, you get tax law."

'You've got a letter from the IRS. It's addressed to Mr. John Gilbert, choice morsel.'

"We conducted a survey of 85% of tax experts and questioned them about 93% of the budget and found a 67% probability that none of them knew what they were talking about."

"Well. . . y'know what they say about 'death and taxes'. . ."

"The IRS are everywhere, they're taxing everything."

Eddy passes the tax officials exam.

"You don't have a conscience. I like that in an employee!"

"Cancel the invasion...It's like the earthling sucks all the power out of the spaceship!"

"Hmm....who's this tall drink of water?"

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

"Good news. I think I have enough for an advance on your tax refund right...in...here."

"Tut...not one like on facebook."

"How much sugar do you take, twenty percent, or forty percent?"

"Surely you can earn more, Mr. Nolan. Someone has to support Medicare and Social Security!"

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"I now represent both death and taxes."

Taxman sits near work boxes: In/ In trouble.

"Here, have this back...You deserve it!"

"It's about all the treasure laid up here."

IRS: 'I work here for Godsake, you can't audit me!'

Gambling revenue injected into the economy of the States.

In layman's terms 'hands up'!

Miss Foster, bring in the stack of bibles.

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

'I have a query about your tax return.'