Tax Maverick T-Shirts

"You want a refund? - Don't PUSH it, pal!"

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

Footing The Bill

"Carpe De Revenue!"

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

You want an extension? Good heavens, man, we haven't even paid for Reagans boondoggles yet!

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

Offshore tax havens.

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

"These are all my financial papers - with the exception of the codes to my secret Swiss bank accounts, of course."

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'