Tax Humorist Mugs

'Sorry, but under the table donations aren't tax-deductible.'

"Even if you do always volunteer to bring the meat dish to church potlucks, you can't claim the congregation as dependents."

'That lunch didn't agree with me - it wasn't tax deductable.'

'You can claim your dependents on yout tax returns, but not your codependents.'

IRS: 'Let's freeze those who die owing taxes...thaw them out when a cure is found.'

Sign in a tax office: 'The customer is always ripe.'

Ever sensitive about its image, the IRS tries a more service-oriented approach.

'My records show that you haven't filed a tax return for 17 years!'

'He's testing my Hippocratic Oath. He wors for the IRS.'

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

'I'm e-mailing our taxes. Do you think we'll have a better chance of not getting audited if I add a smiley face emoticon?'

Heartless Taxation Department

Earl was obviously distressed, as he recounted under hypnosis how aliens had abducted him, and had their tax inspectors thoroughly examine his books.

"Here's your participation trophy, sir - It's all part of tax reform."

IRS 'IN' and 'OUT' trays

Would you like a tissue - they're 24p plus VAT.

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"Actually we're one of the few businesses that enjoy VAT visits."

'Have your personal circumstances changed in the last twelve months?'

'Sorry, you can't file a joint-return unless you're married!'

'I've just read you tax return. How much for the film rights?'

I have only one deduction to make. . .you're lying!

'I see a tax office...I see some clerks giggling over a self assessment form...'

'You may march to a different drummer, but you still have to pay the same piper.'

'I didn't realize Harry was a worthless scumbag of a bastard until the third date when he mentioned he worked for the IRS.'

'The barbarians ,,, I mean, IRS agents ,,, are at the gate,'

'Sorry, but Watford is not a tax heaven!'

'Look on the bright side. You haven't paid a penny in tax since you've been here.'

"For 'Total wages, salaries and tips', we need an actual number, not whatever.'"

"I have trouble sleeping worrying about the alternative minimum tax."

"Gurkenman, inland revenue. We're always looking for talented guys like you! Do you want a job?"

"Aw, shoot! There goes 'tax-free bagel Tuesdays'."

'Historically, the population decline started when the Dodo Government introduced a tax on flying...'

"The bad news is, no raise. The good news is that your taxes are lower."

"That's a first. I got charged an entertainment tax for people watching."