Tax Hero Pillows

Super Six

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

"It's the new simplified tax demand from HMRC. . . Three Questions - How much did you earn last year? How much have you got left? And how soon can you send it. . .?"

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

'Hey -- No fair peeking!'

IRS Audit Section

Yes, they are all dependants."

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

"Amazing deduction, Holmes!"

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

"Carpe De Revenue!"

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

Tax Collector

"I just asked to see his tax returns. It was supposed to be funny."

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

IRS tax instructions.

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

New Improved I.R.S.

Osborne's Tax Cuts

'Tax inspector: In. Out. Suicide notes.'

Look at it this way, you didn't have to pay all that money in tax, you'd go out and spend it anyway!

'I sent my mother to jail. I work for the IRS.'

"I realize how helpless and needy they are, but I'm afraid you still can't claim a human as a dependent."

'We're all wearing them - they were a gift from Warren Buffett.'