Tax Geek Mugs

'Well, okay. But I hope you'll be declaring this on your next tax return.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

IRS Audit Section

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"Amazing deduction, Holmes!"

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

'Which scares you most - Iran, North Korea, or the alternative minimum tax?'

You want an extension? Good heavens, man, we haven't even paid for Reagans boondoggles yet!

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

Footing The Bill

"Carpe De Revenue!"

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

New Improved I.R.S.

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

Osborne's Tax Cuts

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'

"Our accountant is great. We were a C corp, but now we're a B- corp."

Look at it this way, you didn't have to pay all that money in tax, you'd go out and spend it anyway!

Stimulus bust

"I realize how helpless and needy they are, but I'm afraid you still can't claim a human as a dependent."