Tax Evader's Worst Nightmare Pillows

'G+N Accountants': 'Mr Gross' (fat) and 'Mr Net' (thin).

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

See the house whose property taxes were raised

"Ambitions... to finish on the winning side for a change."

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

"You can file as a limited liability company in this State, but you'll be subject to a 'Not So Fast, Buddy' franchise fee."

Little Taxes.

"My bill isn't terribly controversial. It would provide modest tax breaks for people who don't really need them."

"If it's the I.R.S., tell them: Not a penny! Not a centime! Not a sou!"

"I see no new taxes, followed by some new taxes."

IRS No more waterboarding at audits.

"Let's make a deal. . . I won't audit you in exchange for a discount on one of your Warhols."

'I had it all - then the IRS found where I had it hidden.'

'About my accrued holdiay pay...can you mail it to my offshore account?'

It's 10 pm. Do you know where your tax loopholes are?

'Gibbs, I subracted your federal, state and social security taxes and medical from your paycheck, and you owe the firm $50.'

A filing cabinet of taxes lands on the American Gothic couple.

Infernal Revenue Service

"Thanks for saving our business again accountancy man."

'Everything I hide from the IRS I do it for the children.'

Me Doing My Taxes

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!'

I.R.S. tax office with man sitting in front of agent's desk looking at RECOVERY & SCREAM ROOM door.

Fiction: 'Filling in your tax returns'

"Thank God you're just my wife's lover! I thought you were from the Inland Revenue!"

Duty Free Closed to Public

"Not only must I succeed, ... others must also pay my taxes."

'Thanks again...and it was a real pleasure turning you over to the IRS.'

We are now at the tipping point regarding the national debt. Tips welcome!

Gerald is convinced that not paying any taxes is the best revenge

Look on the bright side, you haven't paid a penny in tax since you've been here.