Tax Dodgers Mugs

In layman's terms 'hands up'!

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

The Fast Lane.

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

Is Driving Doomed?

Flat tax - equal burden?

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

Footing The Bill

IRS agent to professor scrutinizing tax return under microscope: 'Still looking for that tax loophole, professor?'

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

'I've figured out a way to lower your income tax...give you less income.'

"I realize how helpless and needy they are, but I'm afraid you still can't claim a human as a dependent."

'We're seeking a safe tax haven for our investments.'

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'

"For my will I decided to cut out the middle man and bequeath all my money to the IRS."

'Only one thing could be worse than paying income tax...' '..Not having to pay it.'

'These continuous tax increases will be the death of us.'

"Found meat is income."

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Branson space shot

"Nice try, Mr. Willis, but it won't make any difference."

'What God hath joined together let no higher tax bracket put asunder.'

Tax - Random Audit

'I'm faced with a dilemma. I've got to audit your tax return.'

"Experts agree - we need a tax increase."

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

'The view is great, but sometimes you've got to hang out with the non-fliers.'

I.R.S. in god we trust - all others we audit

'Sorry son, I spent all your inheritence fighting inheritence tax.'

'It's a simple change. Instead of software, you should be writing off your employees as hardware.'

"I'm sorry, Mr. Holmes, but we just can't allow all these deductions."

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."