Tax Code Navigator Pillows

'You've done this before.'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

The transparent safe box of Panama

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

'Check with legal and find out -- maybe we're a non-profit.'

"No, it's no mistake. There is no out."

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

How Many It Takes

'I was just ringing to see if you'd got the email about my letter.'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

"International trade"

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

"Ah, you'll be wanting our red tape department, third door on the left!"

"Taxation, meet Representation."

Bureaucraze...

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

Industrial Injuries Benefit.

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

Man sees Creative License Bureau

I think I can...

You may go free, to worry about tax and the economy like the rest of us.

'Before I grant you your wish you have to fill out an environmental statement.'

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

'I feel I owe a lot to my country.' - 'So, you haven't paid your income tax again.'

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."

The Meaning of Life/Tax Avoidance Advice.

I.R.S. - Attention Investors! Remember to 'Buy low, sell high' so we can collect capital gains tax!