Tax Code Critics Gifts

'There are only ten commandments, but wait until you see the tax code!'

Panama Papers Scandal

"So we have met before..."

'I wonder if I can declare you as dependents on my income taxes?'

"Remember, our do-nothing congress never raised your taxes!"

Inflating assets to get a loan. Too poor to pay taxes

"It's funny how two intelligent people can have such opposite interpretations of the tax code!"

Department of Fiscal Debauchery and Plunder.

'Why aren't you guys profiling minorities like other las enforcement agencies?'

IRS, 'If bribing a Congressman isn't a legitimate business expense, what would be?'

Parking meter holdup

'This off-shore tax avoidance isn't as glamorous as I thought it would be.'

'Please enter the amount owed here...use an extra sheet of paper if required.'

I.R.S: Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.'

'After years of cheating on his tax, Andrew is finally hit by a Tax-Slug...'

'Coffee? Tea? Complimentary orange jumpsuit?'

"Don't worry son, there are no such things as vampires, wish I could say the same about Gordon Brown..."

"Hello, IRS Refunds?...I just called to say I love you, I just called to say how much I care..."

'Don't fret about losing, boys! I bought the team to offset taxable capital gains!'

'Look, people are basically honest and decent. Why don't we scrap the tax laws completely and have the people pay whatever they think is fair?'

'He's been persuaded to change his behaviour in response to the Government's green taxes.'

'The government shut down - no big deal! Now if they could only shut down the IRS...'

Is this all you earned? We're fighting a war to protect your right to earn more.

"Of course as a member of parliament you can write off pyjamas as working clothes."

"It's the bill for our pay rise."

?20 tax breaks for married couples - 'If we got married we could afford to binge drink.'

"If that was a 'cut,' I wonder what a tax hike looks like."

"So are we putting him down as economically inactive?"

"I hope the fine I payed for tax evasion is allowable!"

"Remember, if I blink three times, then run for it."

'Any reciepts to prove all the deductions?' 'I was afraid you'd never ask!'

'I wont pay taxes but I'll create a lot of jobs...'

'A dog licence. The dog doesn't pay.'

Stephen Harper tells a joke.