Tax Anxiety Reliever Mugs

'Now let me do the crying.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

The IRS emptied my pouch.

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

Tax Collector

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

Osborne's Tax Cuts

New Improved I.R.S.

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

'I sent my mother to jail. I work for the IRS.'

"I realize how helpless and needy they are, but I'm afraid you still can't claim a human as a dependent."

'We're all wearing them - they were a gift from Warren Buffett.'

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

'I'd like the short form instead...'

'Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing.'

"Tell the press direct EU-taxation is necessary..."

'Of course, we could drop the enquiry and agree to henceforth leave each other alone.'

Ever sensitive about its image, the IRS tries a more service-oriented approach.

'Stick a few upper-class tax cuts to it and it'll pass like a bran muffin dipped in vaseline.'

'Is it true that you people give tax breaks for minority-owned businesses?'