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"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Supermarket Merge

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"It's more relevant than some of the other theme parks we've been to."

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

'It's quite the Horatio Alger story, isn't it? Humble origins in a single drop of pond water, gradually devouring every competitor in sight. Naturally, it was just a matter of time before you decided to join our company!'

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

"Philip! Nice to see you still at large."

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

Monopoly game - "You just gazumped me!"

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

'We've decided to foreclose on Paraguay, Ferguson -- Get down there and take the place over.'

"The filthy rich"

Just Merged.

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Manager.

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

Beer $1.00. The painter refinished the bar top and left this place absolutely spotless! He varnished without a trace!

“UKRAINE FARM LAND PICK YOUR OWN”

"...by the way, the firm's karma is skewered, I had to kill a few people on the way up"

The only "fake news" we care about is fake IDs.