Tavern Talker Mugs

'Switch me to the cheap stuff when I start talking with my W. C. Fields voice.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

'You've had enough!'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

The only "fake news" we care about is fake IDs.

'Time? Time's relative.'

Beer $1.00. The painter refinished the bar top and left this place absolutely spotless! He varnished without a trace!

'One reason I like hanging out with you is you give me so many good ideas for my sermons.'

Shanahan's

Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

'Do you believe in the hereafter?', 'I'm not sure -- where are we now?'

'This is a no-frills bar, pal -- You bring your OWN napkins!'

Tuesday is drunken rant night. The noncommissioned officer is the backbone of this man's army!!!

Tavern: Perfect Attendance.

Child In A Bar.

'This place looks welcoming enough!'

I'm the Bluebird of Happy Hour.

"There, but for the wrath of my wife, go I."

Joe Franklin

'I used to do a lot of business over the phone, but as soon as Caller ID came along...'

Man leaving the tavern and realising he is late for dinner

'How many experience points do I have? — I'm not that kind of girl!'

Why must you have "I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry" on the jukebox? A lot of people complained that "Happy Hour" was too happy.