Tattooed Teddy Bear Pillows

'Ernie may look tough, but he's really a geek at heart.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Late night teddy reading

"You left this on our ship."

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Boy and Bear and Monster

'At lone at last.'

Resourceful toddler

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Bear Hugging Season Open

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Punk Reindeer

"It's his emotional support animal."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

A baby playing on a grand piano

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

Teddy and friends.

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Teddy Time Bears

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Childlike love

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.