Tattoo And Piercing Fan Prints

I can't believe you got one of those ear gouges. "Gauges." They're all the rage. I'm keeping it. Don't judge me just because you're behind the times. People have been doing it all over the world for thousands of years. It's nothing new. It's not? Ogawd! What have I done?!

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'Teenagers!'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"It feels good to unwind..."

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Punk Reindeer

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Balloon tattoos

Viggo Mortensen

Quick Spring Fling

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'

'He's got your tattoos.'

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

Adam Levine

Devil tattoo.

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

The art of tattooing got off to a slow start.

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

Burlyesque

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

Come and See the Untattooed Thin Lady.