Tasteful Designer Gifts

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"If I'm going to have a baby brother, can I help design him?"

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'

"Don't forget, on the stroke of midnight your clothes will lose their designer labels."

MILAN CHAIR HARVEST

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

Tartan Coats

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

'£800. How can you hide this from your husband?'

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

"Ripped jeans are totally out. The new trend is no jeans. I just bought some for 280 bucks!"

"Hmmmm...What am I in the mood for?"

"I'm building a castle."

"Shoes Louboutin"

Ettore Uzza's Half-A-Loaf

'Hey, awesome jacket, Melanie! Suede?'

'Yes, we're expensive but each one comes with its very own free receipt.'

'The roof was just re-frosted last year. And did I mention these custom peppermint windows?'

You Will Eat A Fortune Cookie.

"Does my overdraft look big in this?"

"I was afraid of GMO foods until I learned they're the designer versions."

"Howard can't handle the thought of paying for this gown. It's put him into Post Dramatic Dress Syndrome."

Designer Sportswear.

'£200, your husband will kill you! No way, I'll wrap it in brown paper and tell him I bought it in a jumble sale.'

Green waistcoat

'Nothing against you - I just don't like the taste of rabbit.'

"And when he dies, I can make him into earrings!"

Laundry Ponce - "Darling this one's got a setting for anything by Issey Miyake"

"Run that by me again...the torn jeans are more expensive?"

Fairy asking another "Is that a real Rolex or a fake?"

"Casual cursewear? Right, this way."