Taste Test Challenger Pillows

Yum Yum Crackers.

Bad for you but to die for

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Harsh Mellows.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"Your meal sounded nice."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

Cereal Tasting.

Avocado Timeline

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"Ah — excellent catsup."

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

'I'd recommend the white wine.'

Big Burgers.

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

'Well you little rogue, how do you like this one?!' - Hm, yes, hm, yes ... After all ... well, hm, yes ... hm, yes ... Yes! ...'

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'