Taste Test Challenger Pillows

Yum Yum Crackers.

Bad for you but to die for

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Harsh Mellows.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

"Your meal sounded nice."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

Cereal Tasting.

Avocado Timeline

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

"More?"

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

'I'd recommend the white wine.'

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

Big Burgers.

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'